R.I.P. Rik Mayall
Why? ? ?
Why not? ? ?
i’m not that attracted to sebastian sta-
well okay, that’s cute but-
oh my god
hold on don’t
JE SUS F CUK I SAID WAIT
Taarna. Heavy Metal, 1981.
it’s a hawkeye thing.
Jack Crawford is beyond done.
MURDER BONER INTENSIFIES
I laugh so much because there isn’t a truer post
me: i’ve decided that loki needs to court steve
like a cat
brings him disgusting gifts and leaves them in awkward places
pigeon: …I’m okay with this on so many levels
me: shows up inconveniently and demands to be petted
embarrasses him in front of the other avengers
pigeon: kfjhgjhfkghds AHHAAHAHAHA YES
me: wants to be let in to avengers mansion
then wants to be let out again
pigeon: ikfgjhfjkds yes
oh my god
wants to be petted then immediately snubs him
won’t let anyone else touch him except the people who hate him
me: sits on tony’s stuff
hisses at thor
thor is like ;_;
pigeon: yessssssss :<
me: loki’s like
i came here to see steve
who are you again
pigeon: hahaha right
me: i just need loki leaving dead things at steve’s doorstep
pigeon: all proud of himself
and annoyed when Steve doesn’t thank him properly
me: steve gets rid of the dead things
so loki decides he needs BIGGER dead things
pigeon: oh god, he leaves a dead thing and they think it’s some kind of threat
pigeon: meanwhile Thor is like, this is a rite of courtship :T
me: so many awkward conversations
pigeon: big weird dead things
There is something about this that just tickles me on so very many levels.
some very compelling arguments here
I am the Alpaca and the Omega
What a waste of space.